UPS has reached an agreement with the Teamsters union to equip its iconic brown delivery trucks with air conditioning for the first time for new units.
The agreement, announced by UPS on Tuesday, comes as the delivery giant and the International Brotherhood of Teamsters negotiate the terms of a new contract for more than 330,000 U.S. employees. (source)
Unions work, unionize.
Workers need unions because It’s 2023 and I can still see a post like this and involuntarily scream “What do you MEAN they didn’t have air conditioning?!” out loud
I’m helping Archer build her resume because she doesn’t understand resume speak.
“What did you do at parks that you enjoyed?”
“I liked planting that butterfly garden with the garden club.”
“Worked with local nonprofit in a dual purpose conservation and beautification effort. What else you got?”
“I like doing things like mulching and lawnmowing.”
“Assisted a team of professionals to maintain the routine upkeep of 650 acres of city-funded greenspace.”
She’s writing all these down, fascinated. But like close to the end she stopped.
“Know what I just realized?”
“What?”
“Every person that I thought was smart was just using bigger words to describe normal things and speaking confidently with a pattern like you do with a resume.”
“Corporate bullshit, politicians, and dudes desperate to win your approval will ALL speak the same language.”
“Utilized onsite hydration mechanisms to enact preventive medical assistive services in high stress environments”
huge shoutout to the guy at the bar who said “i like your dress maam” and when i was like. i’m a man but thank you! he was like “oh shit i like your dress homie” i love you forever
